Physics... Haiz....

time: 3:22am doing: studying for physics paper: why: no choice... lol... having physics paper later in the day at 1330hrs... dun really have the drive to study... prob becos it's an open book paper... taking it all for granted... getting very slack liaoz... phy is 2nd last paper... one more on sat (mat sc) den fin le... can relax liaoz... haha... but dun think can relax much... cos gotta start work le... haiz... no choice... no money... hehe... anyone out there wans to be my sugar daddy or sugar mommy? lol... *mad* read this email that my aunt sent to me... thought that it's quite farnee... so shall post it on here for u guys to read... enjoy... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~WAYS GIRLS TURN ROMANTIC GUYS DOWN!!!~~ HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so girls... here u have it... so many good reasons to turn guys off... lol... tc&gb!!!