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Tuesday, July 20

haiz... so lonely............................... :(   anyway... today as usual is boring... haha... work wat... no choice... oh ya... today... when i was on the way to work... already in the lift at my office building... something happened!!! haha... my bag... the sling part... got stuck!! wahha... u noe some lifts inside got railings... dunno is to lean on or for decoration one la... but they were too near each other angularly... who noes... when i leaned back... my sling got stuck inside... and when it reached my designated floor... cudden get out cos of my bag!!! gosh... luckily got other ppl going out on the 16th floor oso... haha... so i just acted innocent... haha... in the end... had to go all the way up to the top of the building (28 floors) den go down again... wahahah... luckily no one realised...but i bet the person getting down on the 28th floor sure suspect something one... haha... she'll be wondering why this guy nv get out at all... wahaha... but the thing is... she's one of the previous Miss Singapore... wahaha... quite long ago one... for those that watch channel 8 serials.... is the woman that acted as Tay Ping Hui's ex-wife in the show 'Katong Laksa'... she very dao one... haha... she'll surely think i was stalking her.. wahaha...   anyway... during lunch... something stupid occurred... not really occurred la... but it's like -.-'''... wahaha... my colleague... she ordered wanton soup... big bowl one... cos she onli wans wanton... den when she was about to start eating... she realised she had chopsticks but no spoon!!! wahaha... den she actually thot the guy b4 her actually took her spoon from her tray cos she remembered that she did take a spoon... so no choice lor... she went back to take... den while she was at it... i was analysing... how cud someone actually take other ppl's spoon... there are so many spoon wat... why must take from her tray?! lol... den i suspected that the spoon actually 'sunk' into her big bowl of soup.... wahahaha... and as i suspected... when she eating halfway... she 'found' her spoon!!!! lol.... gosh...   realised something today... my england is getting from bad to worse!!! waahahah... i can actually use the word "speaken"... gosh... dunno where it exists... had two speech "mishaps" today... one... i wanted to ask the sales lady the price of something... den i asked in mandrin... "xiao jie zhen yang mai?" LOL... den i got teased by my colleagues... i realised it the moment i asked... wahaha... den they also heard... den they all suanz me until jialat... especially my cheena colleague... haiz... for those who dun get it... it sounds like i'm buying the lady... wahahaha... den my cheena colleague even said... "she not for sale... onli for rent..." lol... make me so paiseh...   den another time was when i was in office... lol... i bought pen... cos tml going to take QET... no pen mahz... must understand... i haven't really needed a pen since skool ended in 2001... lol... k... back to story... den... after i bought i put inside my pocket lor... reach office le need to take out otherwise sit down very uncomfortable... who noes... one of the pen that i bought is quite long... so it got stuck in my pocket... den i was digging furiously for the pen to come one... den i just said it out of frustration... "my pen is stuck!!" wahahah... u get the joke now?... if u hear it wrongly... it sounds like "my PENIS stuck!!!" wahahahaha... can u believe it!? LOL... luckily no one heard me... den somemore with my hands so near 'there'... cos diggin pocket ma... those dunno one will really think i'm a gross pervert... wahaha...   anyway... tml still need to take QET... sianz... need to sleep le... waking up early... haiz...hope i dun lose my way... haven't really recce the place yet... sianz...   **lonely**   tc&gb!!!

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